As Nik Wallenda prepares to walk blindfolded on a cable between two skyscrapers, I’ve decided to attempt my own death-defying act. I’m attempting to change a lightbulb, standing on a barstool, with only a broken Swiffer to keep my balance. The icing on the cake? I will do the whole thing blindfolded! Who knew those LED bulbs wouldn’t last as long as they promised?
Pray for me Joel Osteen.