Once upon a time, Alan Cuming interviewed Jessica Simpson on a red carpet and one of them was $hitfaced. Hilarity ensued and you’ll hear it here. Also, Kate has a list of completely unsubstantiated list of very random facts that she’s pretty sure are true.
And stick around to hear about the 2 new companion podcasts we may be introducing soon!
We’re starting the week with Kate in a full snit. It may be feminist in nature or just dumba$s-centric. While the snit’s origin may be unclear, you’ll want to make sure you listen for Matt’s perfect explanation of what is wrong with the world in just one sentence. And listen closely the first time because he’ll be darned if he can repeat it.
More insight into the dynamics of Matt & Scooter’s home life on today’s episode. Care to guess which one of them is the effective complainer of the duo? After our complaintfest, we move on to Heloise this bitch and are treated to what is possibly the most asinine hint we’ve ever heard! Plus a bonus tip from a highfalutin’ Alabaman.
Matt recently discovered the ability his computer has to turn text to speech. What does his computer say? Recent Kate Burdett quotes, of course. We’re also trying to get the most of our Whole Foods trip with some thrifty hacks designed to save your coins. Finally, we start the weekend out a little early with some unique drink recipes. What is Drink Nation? We don’t know but Kate’s declaring her citizenship ASAP!
As it turns out Kate is not necessarily afraid of ALL ghosts. In fact, her boyfriend is apparently in the afterlife wearing a stovepipe hat. Because of course. Also, Matt is now on the text-reminders-to-yourself bandwagon and we are so glad he is. Why? That question can be answered with these six words: “chicken and mushroom dump and go.” Oh, and today’s podcast involves a miracle mouthpiece. You’re welcome.