Matt finds a mommy blog article entitled “How Not to Raise an A-hole” and it is pure gold! Neither of us has offspring but we surely do have a bunch of opinions about how you breeders should raise ’em! And do you have a list of people you want to punch in the face? Try starting one! It’s the best decision we’ve ever made.
Do you like butts and can you not lie? Well, you’re in luck! Kate has found a list of things everyone should know about the booty. If nothing else, after listening to today’s podcast, you’ll know if you’re callipygian. And whether or not there are any good spanking benches for rent in the Cap City. Salute!
Kiss today goodbye because Matt has found you an awesome internet Easter Egg that will help you to waste hours of otherwise productive time. Matt also has a rant royale about poor theater behavior. It has happened near him again. This time the one singular sensation of boorish audience deportment ruined his experience at a local production of A Chorus Line and it all involved an iPad. #a-hole
It’s just another manic Monday and have we got a podcast for you! Kate’s mattress has finally given out and she has all kinds of cockamamie ideas on how to replace it. Plus Matt has a list of absolutely ridiculous kitchen gadgets that no one needs and Kate will likely buy on Amazon soon. Aren’t you glad you decided to start your week with us?
Happy Friday! Scott joins us to Heloise this bitch and you’ll want to pay attention: there are suggestions for tissue paper optimization and toilet safety. And if you’ve ever wondered just what it takes for Matt to maintain his coiffure, you’re in luck! (Hint: pants are optional).