Why did Matt & Scooter have occasion to flirt with a hot cop recently? Who is Mr. Everything? What has Kate done because Bono told her to? And what foundation garment has Matt decided to use instead of Spanx?
These questions and more will be answered in today’s podcast!
Happy Monday, kids! Are you still drunk from celebrating all weekend after Friday’s SCOTUS decision? We may be. But we’ve got podcastin’ to do so pour yourself a nice Bloody Mary (put it in a coffee cup and no one at work will notice) and enjoy some of our foolishness! If nothing else, you’ll learn a couple of new ways to talk about humping.
Strap yourself in for a Fri-dee, kids! Scooter’s back and he’s very excited about Comfest this weekend. Keep your eyes peeled for him in the yoga tent. Matt’s suspicious of Kate’s latest obsession and the soft, cleansing glow it provides. Oh, and stay tuned for Kate’s new segment: Don’t Bother. She’s gonna save you a bunch of time.
If you will indulge us in a moment of curmudgeonly cheapskate behavior: why in tarnation have greeting cards gotten so expensive?!?! Is it just us or are they priced exorbitantly these days??? At least we have the likes of Seth McFarlane to entertain us with his many voices.
It’s contempt of court, Charlie Brown! Hear what a former child star who voiced a beloved character had to say in court, recently. Spoiler alert: he sounds batshit crazy and it’s real funny. Also, be aware: we’re going to give you a list of songs that could make you an asshole.