It’s that time of the year… time for the State Fair and FAIR FOOD! Matt has a list of the newest and least nutritious items on the menu at fairs across ‘Murica (pig tails?). Also, you can Treat Yo’Self with a fun new kitchen gadget.
Any time that Matt begins an episode by singing Rhianna’s “Bitch Better Have My Money,” you know it’s going to be good and today is no exception. From unpleasant game show hosts awkwardly quoting song lyrics to Kate’s pilgrimage plans- this one has it all and you don’t want to miss a moment!
Happy Friday! Hold on to your wigs and keys because Scooter’s back from his vacay at the La Quinta and boy does he have some knowledge to share. Among other things we discuss: what is the preferred hair styling product of the Mennonite and synchronized swimming communities, what’s on Kate’s sauce & gravy-dedicated Pinterest board, and what does Matt require of his national birds? Oh- and we’ve got some Heloisin’ of this bitch to do too.