Twice the calories- half the ridiculousness.
You’ll never believe how much hooch has been consumed in Ohio in the past year. (Kate says, “Liquor industry, you’re welcome!”). Also, there’s a big shlong on the internet and a new Virginia West show this weekend. #blessed
Happy Treat Yo’Self Tuesdee! Want to drop a pretty penny to spend your eternal sentence as a tree or pay the discount rate and be immortalized as a creepy Victorian drawing? It’s a question for the ages, really,
Move over Hellin Bedd, Scott is more interested in the livestock that share your special day! Also, what would Christmas be without a little terror? And Heloise writes into – and answers – herself!