Happy Friday! Hold on to your wigs and keys because Scooter’s back from his vacay at the La Quinta and boy does he have some knowledge to share. Among other things we discuss: what is the preferred hair styling product of the Mennonite and synchronized swimming communities, what’s on Kate’s sauce & gravy-dedicated Pinterest board, and what does Matt require of his national birds? Oh- and we’ve got some Heloisin’ of this bitch to do too.
Ready to finish strong with us? Because we apparently saved all of our A game for today. Kate goes on a blistering rant against old, white men who are assholes, Matt shares Flag Day facts- some of which are actually interesting, and Scooter checks in to Heloise this bitch from somewhere in Massachusetts. Do you know what a Masshole is? If not, you’re about to learn!