Spring is in the air and creeping crud is all over Matt & Scooter. Actually, it’s poison ivy and they are miserable. Scott Baio is miserable too- but that’s because of the poison spewing forth from his face hole. Also, it’s time for dick talk. And tick talk. This one is chock-full, ladies and gents!
Happy Friday! Hold on to your wigs and keys because Scooter’s back from his vacay at the La Quinta and boy does he have some knowledge to share. Among other things we discuss: what is the preferred hair styling product of the Mennonite and synchronized swimming communities, what’s on Kate’s sauce & gravy-dedicated Pinterest board, and what does Matt require of his national birds? Oh- and we’ve got some Heloisin’ of this bitch to do too.
Remember a few weeks ago when Matt shared that he scored a great deal at Target using technology? Well, his tip was for real! Now Kate’s done it too and you need to try it! Also, what’s the weirdest thing you’ve purchased online while drunk? And why is Matt eating like he’s about to get into a cage fight?