Scooter and Matt finished their summer in Michigan where Matt found dreadful people and Scooter found it dreadfully hard to hold his pee. Kate has a curious tale of masturbatory sexual assault. How do you not press play?!?!
Apparently Hitler’s penis was a mess. We’re going to tell you all about it. Also, can you sell voodoo dolls at work and still be a good, God-fearing woman? Crazy Uncle Pat will let us know!
In honor of Allison Janney’s birthday, we read song lyrics dramatically. It all makes sense after you’ve heard this podcast episode. Press play!
Scooter’s back and he’s got some Heloisin’ to do. Your tissue boxes will thank you.