Spring is in the air and creeping crud is all over Matt & Scooter. Actually, it’s poison ivy and they are miserable. Scott Baio is miserable too- but that’s because of the poison spewing forth from his face hole. Also, it’s time for dick talk. And tick talk. This one is chock-full, ladies and gents!
It’s FRIDAAAAAAYYYYYYY! (Sorry Charley) Scooter joins us and we kick things off with a rousing sing along to one of Engelbert Humperdink’s greatest hits. Because that’s how it’s done. Also, people who review their sex toy purchases on Amazon are pretty funny. And sad.