Scooter and Matt finished their summer in Michigan where Matt found dreadful people and Scooter found it dreadfully hard to hold his pee. Kate has a curious tale of masturbatory sexual assault. How do you not press play?!?!
September 10, 2017
Agnes Moorehead, Baltimore, Bladder, Candle in the Wind, Catholic Church, Chipotle, Common Law, Conjoined Twins, Date, Dayton, Dogs, Endora, Fire, Flint, Grandparent, Heloise, History, Hot, Jewish Times, Lake Huron, Lawn Roller, Lion, Logging, Melania, Melanie, Michigan, Muskingum University, National Forest, Nun, Poop, Priest, Princess Diana, Queso, Rochester, Sexuality, Stepfamily, Tacey, The Keepers, toilet, Trump, Vacation, White Christmas
What do you buy for someone who has everything? How about a ‘hot’ Christmas gift? Not available in stores!
At this point I guess we have to say we aren’t suggesting crime, stealing, grand theft Christmas present, etc, etc, etc.
Merry Christmas from Life with Kate and Matt!