It’s Wednesday so that must mean that Matt is fixin to enrage Kate! Who’s ready for some mysogyny? Also we’ll cover how much of a beast a traveling Posh Spice supposedly is and which celeb has ruined the Muppets for Kate.
Ladies: have you been invited to an egg-freezing party yet? Don’t worry, you will. Because you’re not supposed to have too much self-confidence, ya know! And when does a turkey Reuben sandwich turn into a Rachel? We tackle the important questions so that you don’t have to.
Apparently Kate has been slacking in her duties as the resident messy drunk girl! Matt & Scooter have replaced her with a newer model who requires that all couch cushions be covered with trash bags before she drunkenly passes out upon them. Damn! A girl knows when she’s no longer wanted… Speaking of gals with things no one wants, it wouldn’t be a Friday without some Heloise hints.
Ever wondered how one makes a doo-doo in space? Good news: we did and found out! And we hear from Louis CK about a fantastic dirty joke that got past the TV censors. Oh, and in case you were wondering, Kate does have a lady rant today. Suffice to say no one should ever mess with a gal buying feminine hygiene products.
If it’s Wednesday, it must be time for a Charley visit. Once we figure out how to properly connect with him, we have a lovely chat about Catholic rap, popular music, and the income which can result by selling your junk mail and/or feces. Who says we aren’t educational?