What do you call a place where mobile phones and Wi-Fi are illegal? Most of us might say “hell” but Scooter thinks it’s paradise and we’re going to tell you all about it before we embark on another gameshow adventure.
Any time that Matt begins an episode by singing Rhianna’s “Bitch Better Have My Money,” you know it’s going to be good and today is no exception. From unpleasant game show hosts awkwardly quoting song lyrics to Kate’s pilgrimage plans- this one has it all and you don’t want to miss a moment!
Apparently Kate has been slacking in her duties as the resident messy drunk girl! Matt & Scooter have replaced her with a newer model who requires that all couch cushions be covered with trash bags before she drunkenly passes out upon them. Damn! A girl knows when she’s no longer wanted… Speaking of gals with things no one wants, it wouldn’t be a Friday without some Heloise hints.