It’s part 2 of our Ironic State Slogan quiz. Let’s just say that what Kate lacks in knowledge of US geography she makes up for in her collection of fraudulently retained license plates. It’s a long story and you can bet that she’ll tell it. Plus: poop water!
Have you heard about that poor dog that was abandoned in a Scottish train station? It’s a heart-wrenching tale. We can’t stand how sad it is so we change the subject to something that makes us happier: Girl Scout cookies. Didja know they have new flavors this year? There are even a couple of gluten-free varieties. Kate has expert-level knowledge of food sensitivities and allergies because of what she’s learned from TV. That seems right.
Plus: celebrities who love their ganja and don’t care who knows. And we invent the best/worst 80s TV show: Lady Lawyer. It would’ve been a hit!