Scooter and Matt finished their summer in Michigan where Matt found dreadful people and Scooter found it dreadfully hard to hold his pee. Kate has a curious tale of masturbatory sexual assault. How do you not press play?!?!
This is overwhelmingly unusual: Kate is super positive and upbeat while Matt is very crabby. WTF? Can Kate snatch Matt out of his funk with her tale of civic involvement or will he continue this cranky Eeyore bit despite her recounting of some ridiculously stupid people who possibly go exactly what they deserved?
After a few weeks that found both Kate and Matt on their own Great American Road Trips, they’re back and not a moment too soon: Kate’s reliving her days as a tagger (and she apparently gets her gift from her dad) and the television in Matt and Scooter’s abode hasn’t been turned on in over a month. Dear Lord!