Scooter is *still* away. Mario Kart, Reply All, and pill bottles with our friend Ryan who also used to be on the radio.
Apparently Kate has been slacking in her duties as the resident messy drunk girl! Matt & Scooter have replaced her with a newer model who requires that all couch cushions be covered with trash bags before she drunkenly passes out upon them. Damn! A girl knows when she’s no longer wanted… Speaking of gals with things no one wants, it wouldn’t be a Friday without some Heloise hints.