You won’t believe your ears when you hear today’s special surprise podcast guest. Oh, we can’t hold it in any longer: It’s Jill! Crank up your podcaster and pop in those earbuds because this one’s going to be a fun ride!
Happy Friday! Hold on to your wigs and keys because Scooter’s back from his vacay at the La Quinta and boy does he have some knowledge to share. Among other things we discuss: what is the preferred hair styling product of the Mennonite and synchronized swimming communities, what’s on Kate’s sauce & gravy-dedicated Pinterest board, and what does Matt require of his national birds? Oh- and we’ve got some Heloisin’ of this bitch to do too.
Why don’t we have a theme song yet? Kate has some ideas. She also has her unnatural amount of hatred for Shailene Woodley which is only increased by news of Ms. Woodley’s recent dietary choices. Matt may not have theme music for us but he does have an example of another show’s music that should never be played again. He also may or may not be possessed by fart demons that drive pigs to suicide. That all depends on which pastor you ask.
Well kiddos, we’ve got a podcast brimming with wit and wisdom today. Among the highlights: why Shailene Woodley is the worst thing to happen to American cinema, Jamie Foxx is the worst thing to happen to televised awards shows, an awesome new thing to call people you really dislike, and the return of Jamie Farr. We give until it hurts and then we give just a little more. That’s the Life with Kate and Matt difference.